Sheaff-Isms
They say that laughter is one of the most important aspects of any marriage and parenthood, and I would agree. Fortunately, I’m married to Sheaff. Now, he is a man of many talents. Some include cooking without measuring cups or recipes or concern for current time (i.e. 5am is sometimes a great time for grilled cheese). Some are enthusiastically reading Mr. Brown Can Moo, speed-diaper-changes, and chasing Adalyn down Kroger aisles. Others include things like dunking, driving with his knees, purchase research, Adalyn-zorberts, and staying awake for football games (this is a lie). However, one of his most infamous talents is what our People have dubbed “Sheaff-isms,” or the art of accidentally combining various phrases and sayings into one that makes very little, if any, sense. And frankly…. They work like a glove. As requested by many people, many times, here is a list of many of the [internet appropriate] recorded Sheaff-isms, and your lolz for the day....