Dear Bria

May 9, 2018 Dear Bria, You have been asking if you’re three yet, for a month, holding up your pinky, ring and middle finger so carefully, so ready to turn “bee!” which is how you currently pronounce three. “I bee yet, Mama?” Since April, every time you’ve wanted to do something but have had to wait, your answer has been “Maybe on my birs-day.” No candy for a snack? “Maybe on my birs-day!” No bubble bath tonight? “Maybe on my birs-day!” Waffles for dinner? “Maybe on my birs-day!” We were driving the other day, and you asked if I had seen a school bus yet; I said not yet, and your answer was of course, “Maybe on my birs-day!” Well baby girl, your birsday is here. You are officially three. You’re tall, stretching out, surprising everyone who asks your age. You and Addie could share clothes, you’re so close in size…but that would require actually wearing clothes, which isn’t something you’re interested in these days, Ole Captain Underwear. You are always pl...